Roddy Williams – The Atheist Poet

A Wrexham Poem (2016)

Let us vote for Cerridwen from the Pentre
She’s the one that Wrexham needs to lead.
She’s ok on gay marriage
And she don’t like Nigel Farridge
She’s got the spunk that Wrexham people need.

Let us vote for Cerridwen from the Pentre.
She’ll make them build a hundred thousand homes.
Old people’s flats with warders
and some nice herbaceous borders.
Every garden will be given council gnomes.

So let us vote for Cerridwen from the Pentre.
She’s the best thing since sliced Hodge, I swear to Ianto.
She’ll reverse the referendum,
take the Wrexham laws and bend ’em,
Bring us fish and chips, a pie shop and a panto.

Come on! Vote for Cerridwen from the Pentre
She’ll march us all to Freedom on a donkey.
We’re going to war with Crewe
and the rest of Shropshire too
Chester will be renamed Upper Ponciau.

So please come vote for Cerridwen from the Pentre
She’s promised to bring in a massive range
of measures banning hunting,
Spice Girls, Pokemon and punting.
She’s Labour so she’s bound to make a change.

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